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Oversight pairs peanut and anaphylactic awareness days

Photo: Steven Depolo (flickr).OTTAWA—In a blunder sure to result in panic and countless deaths, April 25 has been designated both National Peanut Day and Anaphylactic Awareness Day.“This could be very...

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'Low Food' diet craze sweeping the nation

The Cabbage Soup Diet is an example of a rather arduous modern diet that can be made to look much more appealing by the inclusion of an attractive naked woman. (Image: TipTimes, CC-BY-SA 2.0)Madonna is...

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Indie coffee shop to open in basement of indie coffee shop

Image: finklebottomTORONTO—Yarn bomber and blogger Trish Austra likes coffee.  She likes it enough to open a new coffee shop in the basement of an existing coffee shop.“I mean, I like Steam Punked”...

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Grandfather demands tea bagging at birthday dinner

Photo: Toshiyuki IMAI (CC BY SA 2.0)WINNIPEG—“Tea bag me!” shouted Abe Vasquez at last Sunday’s family dinner.Following the meal, Vasquez’s daughter had set the table for dessert.  That’s when her...

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Coca-Cola Corporation Sued for One Hundred Million Dollars

Photo: Mike Mozart (CC BY SA 2.0)Documents filed in Supreme Court today, reveal that the Coca-Cola Corporation is being sued in civil division for an unprecedented one hundred million dollars.The...

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McDonald’s not lovin’ having it Burger King’s way

Photo: Ron Frazier (CC BY 2.0)U.S.—In an effort to raise funds for peace, Burger King invited McDonald’s to combine forces and create the ultimate hybrid burger.  McDonald’s is not lovin’ it.“BK had...

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Man excercises democratic right, votes Hawaiian over Pepperoni

Credit: Calliope, flickr. OTTAWA—Earlier today, 20 year old Jeff Ranson expressed his desire for real change by voting for Hawaiian pizza over Pepperoni.“Some say voting doesn’t matter,” admitted Jeff....

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New Putin-inspired fragrances will smell like food, sports

Photo: Global Panorama (CC BY-SA-2.0)The creator of “Leaders Number One”, a fragrance inspired by Vladimir Putin, has announced that additional scents inspired by the Russian president are already...

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Prawn captures pawn in mall checkmate

Photo: Christine Kongsvik (CC BY-2.0)WEST VANCOUVER—Park Royal Shopping Centre has launched a counter-attack on some of its regulars.  The mall recently banned chess players from using space meant for...

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Coffee houses burn in java gangland

OTTAWA—A bitter turf war between two rival upstarts and the industry powerhouses has seemingly resulted in another java joint burned to the ground.When Beaver’s Mug Café was torched in Ottawa's Glebe...

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